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numpty

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

by mr. e. john April 17, 2003

2πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


numpty

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

by franky July 11, 2004

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


numpty

Slightly ditzy and insane to the point that no object is safe.

What sort of numpty are you

by S Chilton March 2, 2003

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


numpty

though recently adopted to simply mean 'idoit, fool, muppet' Numpty is a medical word for the small section of skin in the female gentials between the vagina and anus.

'nice numpty' quite a mouthfull

by mattaeus rose August 5, 2005

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Numpty Crew

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019


numpty

anyone who would pronouce word this as nump-tee
Should be nump-tay

you are a complete numpty, you can't even pronounce the word.

by Robbie the pict August 1, 2003

2πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

β€œPretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

41πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž