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People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.
X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."
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Or mjperv, is the shortened version of "Michael Jackson Perv(ert)" which means someone who is madly in love with the King of Pop, adding some.. you know, some fantasms.
You can also read some mjperv fanfictions.
No offense.
A: OMG! MJ is sooo hot!! I really wanna f-
B: Stop right there, mj perv.
When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.
"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"
Someone who is so pervy and inappropriate it almost seems like they were built that way. They always seem to be on auto pilot because they have inappropiate things to say about EVERYTHING.
Frank just said he wants to have sex with that piece of toast, then ask it out to dinner. Hes such a perv-bot...
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The act of observing a member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your preference) via a pair of highly reflective shades so as to hide ones intentions.
Joe was perv shading with his aviators that he found at the festival.
Perve row are the chairs closest to the stripper platform. Usually older men, will sit in these spots for a good amount of time, while their wife is at home wondering where the hell they are at. Younger men avoid staying in this spot too long due to stripper budgets. It's a spot at the club with the most live action.
The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.
Bro #1: "Hey man lets sit on Perve row, I can't see from the bar over here."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."
The perviest of the pervs. But also one who can make you laugh while they're being all creepy and watching you undress through the window across the street. In short, a funny pervert.
Hey, stop being such a perv griffin, I'm creeped out but weirdly also laughing so hard I'm crying!