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The day after you've had really bomb sex and while thinking about how amazing that orgasm was last night you have one but not as powerful.
I was at work today and had a phantom orgasm.
Last night was so good that I've been having phantom orgasms all day!
a show about 3 ghosts (phantoms) who were in a band in the 90s who meet a girl called Julie in in present time and create a new band with her. an AMAZING netflix original musical tv show, that was made for kids, which EVERYONE and their mama loves. poc representation? check! lgbtq+ representation? check! bomb songs? check, check, check! stream it on netflix so it gets renewed for season 2 💞
julie and the phantoms is an amazing, underrated show!
The Phantom Dumptaker is an elusive being that leaves its dump in the bathroom stall without flushing. The Phantom Dumptaker may leave his/her mark on public or private toilets with little or no consequence. Unfortunately funding for the war against the Phantom Dumptaker's terror is being used for the war on regular, non-Dumptaking terror.
Gerald: *Opens Stall* AVAST! I have fallen victim to the Phantom Dumptaker's Phantom Dumptakery!
Jeane: *Runs out of bathroom crying* OMFG some one left a disfigured baby in the toilet!!
Lisa: What Color was it ?!?
Jeane: *Sniff Sniff* Greenish Brown
Lisa: You have been hoodwinked by the Phantom Dumptaker!!!!!
Jeane:*Sniff* AVAST!
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Phantom pain is the pain amputees feel in the place where they have lost a limb. Initially it is hard for some to grasp the fact that they have lost a limb, because they can feel intense pain where their limb was. There are methods to reorient the mind so that the pain goes away or is greatly reduced.
Also relates to the imagined pain a person feels when someone they love disappears from their life.
Sarge, I think I have been hit, I got this horrible pain in my left leg.
Don't worry private, it is only phantom pain you are feeling, we got your leg in a secure location, where no buddy can cause it harm.
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The feeling that you get, usually in the leg or butt, when you feel as though your cell phone is vibrating but it is actually not.
Usually accompanied with distinct loneliness or want of companionship.
Increasingly common when the cell phone is always in the same place (ie. back pocket, side pocket, front pocket etc.)
I was so excited because i thought that my friend had text messaged me. It was just a phantom vibrate...
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A phantom pregnancy is when someone thinks they're pregnant, when they're actually not. Sort of like a phantom text, when you think you feel your phone vibrate, but it really didn't. You begin to imagine signs of pregnancy, such as morning sickness, irritation towards everything and everyone, the munchies, ect.
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant! I swear I'm pregnant!
Boyfriend: .. That's not possible.
Girlfriend: Yes it is! We've screwed a thousand times!
Boyfriend: It's probably just a phantom pregnancy...
Girlfriend: No! I swear, I am! I think I feel kicking too!
Boyfriend: I'm sterile.
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A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.
While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.