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Saddam-I-am

Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.

Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!

by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007

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You got saddamed

When you watch a video that saddam wouldnt like you gonna get saddamed

Me to a non based ba'athist: watch this cool video
him: HAVE YOU JUST SADDAMED ME????
Me: lol you got saddamed
him: glory to iraq

by dripcat99 January 7, 2023


Saddam Amir Hussein

big cock man who is wanted in at least 40 countries around the middle east.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Saddam Amir Hussein?
Saddam Amir Hussein: No comment without my lawyer

by Elliot Malm February 10, 2022


Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin

1.A person who is african american who one said"We can change,yet in the first year of president he has not done shit lately.Knowing for his brainwashing speeches because hes black.And we all know black people and shamely white people are gonna vote his ass up because he is black.

2.Proof Saddam still lives

3.Osama in undercover.

Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin is a nice man
*coughs* terrorist.

by N2Y3724 January 20, 2010

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Saddam and osama

A really funny show

That show Saddam and Osama is funny

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023


Saddam Hussein

He's the fifth Iraqi president after After the independence of Iraq and he was President of the Republic and Prime Minister in the same time he was dictator and the people was seeing him as a piece of Evilness but after the "liberty" of Iraq the sounds the Iraqi people miss him...

Someone hates Saddam: Saddam Hussein was a devil
Iraqi person: Yes but he made Iraq better than now.

by NedFarRรœH August 23, 2017


Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein is a controversial Iraqi dictator who committed several war crimes during his reign. However, Hussein's fall would result in the destabilization of the Middle East, causing the rise of ISIS, the Taliban, and Al Queda. Hussein as well as others were a symbol of middle eastern nationalism, and temporarily unified the Iraqi and Arab Peoples. Hussein's failed attempt to merge with Egypt shows his national pride for Arabia and Iraq.

Despite Saddam Hussein's war crimes, Hussein would still bring good merit to the Middle East, by temporarily uniting it.

by teggers162 September 15, 2024