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Sex in the toilet. British.
Where you been?
Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.
On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.
A real nice guy. But he can turn any girl into a guy after dating them. Pretty bad a sports but think he’s really good. Likes baseball and hockey but rides bench for both.
A heavy, warm fog that penetrates snow and causes it to melt rapidly.
This morning's snog melted most of the snow.