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A rise in anything and everything or to invest.
"My friend found a dollar he said, STONKS" "My boss invested in safety he said, STONKS"
when you trade a full inventory of netherite blocks for one carrot
stonks
Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.
Robinhood investors really love their stonks!
Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.
Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks
Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded
A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"