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A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
Example 1:
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
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An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .
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Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you're bored.
Boy: let's play emoji tennis
Girl: ok
Boy: 🍑
Girl: 😐
Boy: 😍😘❓
Girl: 😘😉
Boy: 😊😉
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The sexual act between two men and a woman (preferably a hooker) whereby one man is on one bed and the other man is on the other bed. The first man starts out by fucking the girl on his bed and after a short while throws the woman onto the other bed where the other man catches her and proceeds to fuck. The first man to cum is the loser of the match. A game of true stamina.
Phil and Bruce played an epic game of sex tennis on Wednesday. Unforturnaly there had to be a loser because Phil unloaded a monster load on the girl after only 3 rounds.
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Basketball. Making reference to the back and forth motion of tennis and playing on the observation that there are a lot of blacks who play basketball, and not so many in the tennis arena.
I hate watching Nigger Tennis, I find my neck always getting a kink from watching the ball go back and forth, back and forth. They really should just make the game 5 minutes long, that's the only exciting part anyway.
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A euphemism for "Fuck you!" coined by the Hill sisters of Ashland KY when their children were young. Can also be used in lieu of flipping someone off in mixed company. The phrase came from an episode of "Mad About You" in which Paul Reiser's character has just had words with a client. As the client storms offsreen, Paul calls out, "Are we still on for tennis? . . . Does that mean at 1:00?"
You missed the turn back there, Sheena. Tennis at one, Cheryl.
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A tennis hitting partner; someone who helps in preparation for the 'big match'.
I'm heading to the US Open. I think my odds are great and my tennis fluffer is just fantastic...
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