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Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.
There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.
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The yee-hawest state in the west. Everybody who lives there is a horse-riding cowboy. This very hot state has a Mexican twist, since it is right on the border of Mexico. Yee Haw!
Jeff: I'm going to Texas this summer!
Joe: have fun burning to death!
Jeff: I'm mainly going there for it's Mexican twist!
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A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
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crappiest state in the U.S. home of rednecks like George W. Bush. crappy weather. too much land for undeserving people. Crappy music(country if you're into that type of thing) and don't forget on Thursdays it's the weekly lynching of the minorities! yeah.....
A Jedi Might be a Redneck if
* if he uses his light saber to cut the bottlecap off a beer
* if he says "these are not the beers you're looking for"
* if that "Disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs
* if the inside of the house looks more like Dagobah than the outside
* if he calls his young apprentice, "Juner(JR)"
* if he ever uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up
* if the Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family
Texas sucks
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The largest collection of ignorant racists of the face of the earth.
Hitler would have liked Texas.
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The second largest state in the U.S., largest in the lower 48 states. Often sited as being the state where everything is bigger and better, this is true especially considering the egos of its people. Often like to claim they are the stronghold of the U.S. even though the state was not one of the original 13 colonies. Texas "thinks" they are better than all the other states even though their state capital is named after a Virginia boy :-).
Texan: hey loser...fuck you...I'm from Texas where everything is bigger
Random stranger on the street: Oh? thats nice...I can tell from your arrogance
Texan: Hey? fuck you...where are you from?
Random stranger on the street: Virginia
Texan: Virginia??..haha...thats a loser weak state..."virginia is for losers" ahh haaa haaa
Virginian: yea..funny story...that state capital of Texas is named after a Virginia boy...stephen AUSTIN..oh and by the way we have the "biggest" military base in the WORLD
Texan: yea...well..well...we've got Houston
Virginian: you texas fucktards sure are smart...Houston was named after a Virginia boy too...sam houston
Texan: umm...thats not fair...i'm supposed to be cocky
Virginian: ahh haa haaa...well at least now you know your place..so don't fuck with us quiet confident Virginians...I'll stop embarrassing you now
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A shit smelling state! Yes they all do dress like cowboys they even were cowboy hats in the gay distict, which means everywhere in Texas. I mean it, I went to Texas by train to visit a museum and you could label them out by the cowboy boots and hick accent.
Fun fact why Oklahoma is better: Chuck Norris is from Oklahoma dumb fuck!
P.S. If You say something bad about Oklahoma Chuck Norris will kick your ass.
Joe: *Gets off the train with Bob in Texas* Hey Bob how can I label out a Texan here?
Bob: Be careful. But you can label them out by the cowboy boots, smell of shit, and hick accent.
"Fuck you texas!"
From: Oklahoma
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