dangly bits

A man's penis and testicals.

A man peed in the public square and people saw his dangly bits! Of course, he was arrested.

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that's a bit gay

when friends and family allude to actions that could be considered, well, gay. Usually associated with English men trying be cool in America when they are secretly GAY.

Look at James, he's so into Manchester United football. I Know that's a bit gay

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bits and bobs

(idiomatic) A random assortment of things; small remaining pieces and items.

The microscope contains a few hundred dollars-worth of electronic bits and bobs.

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Bit-mo

Adv.
Bit-mo is a different and stronger way to say, "not in the least", "not in the slightest", etc. It is most effectively used after the word "ain't" to give emphasis. It can also be used to express your disinterest in something.

* (can also be spelled "bitmo")

ex. 1) Sally: "Did you hear what Suzie said about you yesterday?"
Me: "I ain't bit-mo thinkin' bout her!" Or " I don't bit-mo care what she said!"

ex. 2) After a friend goes on and on about something stupid... Me: "I ain't bit-mo heard a thing you just said."

ex. 3) "I ain't bit-mo talkin' to you."

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A Lotta Bit

As opposed to 'a little bit', "A LOTTA BIT" expands the value of a specified term to a greater extent.

Ricardo: How much you miss that trick, a little bit?
Johnson: Nah B, a Lotta bit.

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Whistle Bit

On the job site, if you are still working and haven't put your tools away before quitting time.

"Hey Mike, put that shit down, you're gonna get whistle bit!"

A Bit Of A Wank On

A phrase that describes when an object is shaking or vibrating in an abnormal or particularly violent fashion.

"Y'see these ceiling fans, Barry?", Joshua McTrousers called to his workmate. One fan wasn't secured properly and was shaking side to side whilst spinning. "Yes, the middle one has got a bit of a wank on, hasn't it", Barry concurred. Joshua tightened his grip on his tool case. "I'll have this fixed by the day's end, or my name isn't Joshua McTrousers!"

Alice's car had a bit of a wank on, as her complete lack of practical skill had led her to think that the best replacement for a flat tire was a square one.

"Controlling resonance in mechanical systems is a challenge for designers", Professor Gardenhose explained. "If you don't control it properly, your resultant engine might run with a bit of a wank on."