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A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
bunch of wanna be hard rich kids that are nothing but pussies. and teachers that act like they profit off giving detentions.
If you go to Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School you are a bitch ass spoiled brat.
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The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
The Cardinal is a drink consisting of red wine, Cherry Sourz and a dash of tabasco sauce. Made famous by Colin "The Cardinal" Hill each element is red to represent the fact Cardinal is actually a reddy colour. It is often consumed with milk and bread.
"Lets have ourselves a Cardinal"
"Oh no The Cardinal is the most disgusting drink ever"
A skinny guy who likes to crack a few jokes. However he can charm your parents and win over your teacher in a second. He will also claim to be sweet but will dump a girl in a second. Most people his age will call him a trouble maker and think he’s a silly goose. He’s also a avid gambler
Bodie: hello Ms, how was your day
Teacher: it was quite fine BODIE cardine!
Bodie: why don’t you have 40$ to gamble hm..
Also known as the Cardinal Rule of Food; mentioned in the 2005 comedy “Waiting.” The Cardinal Rule is: never fuck with the person who is handling your food. Technically it’s illegal in reality because it is food tampering, however, sometimes people who work food service wish to get revenge like this on nasty Karen’s.
(A typical dinner rush at Applebee’s)
Garrett (handing food back to the kitchen staff): “We got our first Karen of the night. She ordered her steak as well-done and apparently it’s medium-well. She just broke the Cardinal Rule.”
Jeff: “She’s definitely going to get a secret ingredient along with other extra care done to her food since she’s a complete bitch!” (Reaches into his pants and yanks out a pubic hair to hide in the broccoli, then spits into the mashed potatoes, and finishes off with shaking dandruff onto the steak)
(Garrett takes the plate back while trying not to laugh)
Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.
Cardinal Stritch University is a school