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A man who wears pants that are too tight.
Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."
Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"
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Describes a thief who done a criminal act in which property belonging to another is taken without that the owner's consent.
A petty thief
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The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)
"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."
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Morbidly obese person - One who is so fat that it is apparent they have stolen other chins and added it to their own neck.
That dude is fat! He is a total Chin Thief!
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One who leeches off other people, scrounges off their parents, annoys everyone they come into contact with, refuses to work, stays in bed until mid afternoon most days and wastes what money they do have on gambling machines and often has a lazy eye. Otherwise known as a parasite
Anthony Bell is a lazy parasitic oxygen thief.
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With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
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The official name for women, who openly admit to sexual abuse and theft with absolutely no repercussions. or to be robbed and drugged by a tinder date.
Did you hear about Mike? his date was a Cardi Thief, she even took his belt!!!!!