Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.
Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .
Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town
Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
A stew of cucumbers that probably has piss in it
โmmmmmmm cucumber stewโ
When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.
My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.
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the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"
jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.
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After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack
Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive
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