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Saying or typing the word cock repeatedly without having any control over it.
All direct quotes from @cosmicgirlie (who has cock tourettes) on Twitter
Sometimes a cock just totally creeps up on me unawares.
I think I may have slipped several cocks in already, without even thinking about it.
Cock.
Don't make me throw a cock out there now.
I yell cock on a more regular basis on twitter. That, and I often get my boobs out.
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It's a syndrome which attacks regular civilians as well as folks who have worked in the adult industry. Through adult industry business, media or socializing some people have become so desensitized to foul humor and obscenity that they can no longer recognize how offensive their conversations and jokes can be to normal people.
Out in public having loud discussions including the words pussy, dick, fucking, ass, anal, double penetration, hookers, porn stars, blowjobs, and anything of this nature would be considered a perfect example of a Porn Tourettes outburst.
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the state of mind attained after having spent many hours cooped up in an office unable to express ones-self with words of a questionable nature. The result is an outburst similar to tourettes as soon as you have reached an area where words and opinions can be expressed freely.
"fuck me i really wanna fuck that girl in the ass lke a fucking bitch and shit on her head" said simon
"damn, you've really got the office tourettes bad today haven't you" said his good friend robert
"fucking right, now where the fuck is that fucking menu i want to order some god-damn mother-fucking dinner" replied simon
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Coined by DC Live on www.irock109.com - During the intro to a song, the lead singer makes noise, hums or just screams "yeah!" or "come on!". A very annoying way to ruin the intro of a great song.
"Rage Against The Machine is a great band...too bad Zack de la Rocha has intro tourettes!"
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A neurological disease that causes uncontrollable tics, grunts, and repititions of certain activities. Sufferers of Tourette's Syndrome are thought (mistakenly, in most cases) to swear uncontrollably. While it is true that some sufferers of tourette's have coprolalia (the sudden, uncontrollable outburst of inappropriate language) this is only a minority of cases (estimates range from 10% to 20%).
Still, the tics, facial twitches, grunts and other noises/actions are a troublesome thing and many tourettes are mocked and shamed.
"I amam- I AM SPANK THE MONKEY 17 years old and CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT have Tourette Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your FUCKING article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GEORGE DUBYA BUSH MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD DIPSHIT DUMBASS (crack) removed or changed as soon as SPEARCHUCKER possible.
Let me tell your DICKHEAD about TITTYLICKING BITCH Tourette Syndrome:
* Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourettes sufferers swear. You can COON blame television, blame TV, for always HORSEFUCKER focusing on the JESUS DONKEY-FUCKING CHRIST bad side of a terrible thing.
* The main symptom of ANN COULTER CUNT BITCH SLUT Tourettes are involuntary m-MOTHERFUCKER-muscle spasms, or JAP "tics" which can range from (whap) head nods, to a small knee SHIT jerk.
* Tourettes is no ARSE-FUCKING BASTARD (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children FUCKERS to be bullied at SPIC school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NIGGER-BAIT manically depressed and commit suicide.
* There is no BOLLOCKS cure, and the DONKEY-PUNCH drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side efects. In fact, I BLOODY QUEEF once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BALLS caused my entire DAMN IT body to go numb and basically made it worse DELICIOUS CAKE than it is without the FUCKING drug.
I am an active JACK OFF member of a TWAT-SUCKING tourette syndrome association and BOOBS I am making steps towards BASTARD eradicating the public PENIS view of Tourettes as a "JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST swearing" disorder, because it is DOUCHEBAG much much more.
I am sorry HAIL SATAN! for FUCK "hi-jacking" your entry on DICK-SUCKER uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this WOP that really YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL annoys me. I am working towards CUNT a better future for all TAR BABY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMEGMA editing this MASTURBATION article. Remember, everything NIGGER here is meant YEAST INFECTION to be funny, and making HOT NUTS fun of a horrible disorder is SCUMBUCKET not funny at all.
Thank you for your KRAUT time.
Best TOWEL HEAD regards,
Phillip "NIGGA" Baker"
-Uncyclopedia
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An enhanced form of regular tourette's syndrome; the person inflicted with Murder Tourette's will have an uncontrollable twitch that causes them to kill the closest person nearby.
Griffin: So do you guys want to hang out tonight?
Taylor: Sure, what did you want to-
*Griffin stabs him*
Griffin: ...umm, sorry.
Calin: Holy Shit! What was that!
Steven: It was his Murder Tourette's acting up, he couldn't help it.
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A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
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