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Short for cigarette brand Camel Turkish Royals. Quite possibly the best cigarette known to man.
My new pack of turk roys smells so good.
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best vacation spot in the carribean
we had a blast in turks and caicos
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When a friend decides to insult you, but their mom is around.
"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick
"Only 3 people at a time on the tramp? SON OF A TURK."
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"
The time describing you and your friends heading out to smoke a Camel Turkish Gold... Anytime is a good time for turk time!
Me: Yo Pein, turk time?
Pein: <gibberish>....
Me: Aight.
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1. Object must be a yarrak kafa (dick head).
2. Sends empty text messages or calls and hangs up just as you answer (or just when you are about to) but then never explains himself.
3. Is a turkish controlling mommy/daddy.
4. Is a control freak.
5. The process of when you tend to get into fights with girls of boys and then walking almost face against the wall and sitting facing the opposite direction in a room and telling the person you are mad at not to tell anyone that you are in a fight, but then you go and tell everyone yourself.
6. Is having "fuck/fuck it" as a favourite proverb.
7. Being a turk.
8. Showing LOVE the turkish way.
9. Gets very pissed off at being dissed in own language.
10. Turkers like little girls (subyenci).
11. You tell people to buy cms, when really you could do with a few yourself where you lack it (just under the waist in front) if the person even knows that there is something supposed to be there.
1. CHECK YAGIZ (definition)
2. Will he ever stop turking all my phones!?!
3. He keeps turking and not letting me say man, fuck, or generally swear.
4. You turker.
5. Stop turking around, get over it!
6. He talks in such a fucking turking way.
7. God, what a turker.
8. He is sooooooooo turking me!!!! ;)
9. He gets so turked off man when i say something in this language!!!!
10. SEE YAGIZ (definition)
11. He is so turking small.
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A ‘Christian Turk’ is a phrase used to explain a highly unlikely event occurring – for instance that of someone born in Turkey being Christian.
Since up to 98 percent of the population are Muslims, Christians are obviously a minority religion in Turkey. Because it is a secular country, the only Muslim country in the world that has no state religion, the Constitution guarantees religious freedom, and tolerance is the rule. The population includes members of the Armenian Apostolic and Greek Orthodox churches, Roman and Eastern Catholics, and Jews. Today, approximately 120,000 Christians and 26,000 Jews live in Turkey, out of 73 million of the total population.
In western culture the phrase Christian Turk is used when you know the chances of something happening are slim.
For instance: 1) Winning the Lottery, 2) Hitting a Bulls Eye in Darts, 3) Scoring 3 points in Basketball for an amateur.
There is a 0.1% chance of being a Christian in Turkey, hence if you won the lottery you would be called a Christian Turk.
Person 1: Has he got a round of drinks in yet?
Person 2: Of course not, fat chance of that happening - he's like a Christian Turk!
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To perform analingus upon oneself.
In the extended outtakes for the Lassie television show, Lassie can be seen performing the inverted turk at many junctures.
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