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Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.
ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!
A condition of extremely veiny and elongated mammary glands. It first became popular in the mid 70s. Braless and unsupported, the stretched out veiny boobs dangled and created "granny tits' or "Blue veined danglers" typically found on D cups or larger. There is no cure for the disorder.
Gramma had the biggest blue veined danglers I've ever seen!!
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See also brown bag test
A group of African Americans which limits its membership to "blue veins" or light skinned black people. During the turn of the century there were self-proclaimed Blue Vein Societies in dozens of US cities representing the miniscule Black upper and upper-middle classes. The societies aped partician white "Blue Blood Socieities" (satirzed by Edith Wharton) and their cheif purpose seems to have been to sponsor balls as meeting places for elgible "blue veined" youth.
The African American write Charles W. Chestnutt describes the origin of the term in the quote below when talking about the Cleveland Blue Vein Society.
"Some envious outsider made the suggestion that no one was eligible for membership who was not white enough to show blue veins. The suggestion was readily adopted by those who were not of the favored few, and since that time the society, though possessing a longer and more pretentious name, had been known far and wide as the "Blue Vein Society," and its members as the "Blue Veins." "
-- Charles W. Chesnutt, "The Wife of His Youth", 1898
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when the dick is at its fullest erection,when the vein in the penis is sticking out due to extreme horneyness.
come here baby, and relieve this big "blue vein throbber".
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Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.
I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.
She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
Slang term for a mans purple headed womb ferret.
"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."
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A figurative saying meaning that someone is extremely good in the clutch and very cool under pressure.
Norm: "Well folks, we're here on the 18th hole and Tiger Woods is having a great day, putting his balls pretty much wherever he wants to."
Steve: "Yes indeed, he's given a brilliant performance here, Norm. Do you think he's got what it takes to emerge victorious?"
Norm: "Of course, Steve. Tiger is a clutch performer with ice water in the veins. Here he goes to finish up the night."
Steve: "Looking good...oh no! Elin woke up just before he snuck back into bed! She sees the lipstick on his shirt. Uh oh, there she goes looking through his texting history. Oh man, here she comes with the golf club." ***WHACK!***
Norm: "Oooh, great swing mechanics there, but that's got to hurt."
Steve: "Well, that's it folks. Looks like our champ couldn't close it out today, and he could be on injured leave for some time now."
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