want some candy

a phrase used when you see some old bastard on the street with no teeth.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.

Hey old man.... want some candy.....

Hey little boy..... looks like you could use some candy

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Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

Cotton Candy Frappuccino

A delicious drink from the Starbucks secret menu. A light pink Frappuccino that tastes creamy and sweet and doesn't have a very strong coffee taste. Perfect for kids. How to order: Ask for a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino with one pump of raspberry syrup for tall, 1.5 for grande, and 2 for venti. Yummy!

Mmmmm... this Cotton Candy Frappuccino is delicious!

candy paint

Street name for crystal meth which is a strong methamphetamine.

Damn that candy paint was some of the strongest stuff I've smoked, it blew my mind.

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keena candies

Hey Miss Candies my P-I-M-P I love you soo much! Your the best! I'll always be here for you... Brush ya shouldaz off pimp! Cross your fingerz and god thats the way we do it! LOL we got a date for Dec 23rd don't forget! xoxo Love your Pebbles!

Best Girls Forever! !! M*U*A*H !!

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arctic circle candy

Grows only in the Arctic Circle and is cultivated by verbose and highly skilled penguins.

We must protect my arctic circle candy from those filthy Italians!

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Candy Apple Red

that prefect color red. So beauty you just want to eat it up, whether it be a Candy Apple or Lipstick or Candy Apple Red color classic car. Hmm...so yummy looking you could quite possibly jump the person wearing or in or even just stand by it...Oh excuse me. I'm getting carried away.

"Mmm...Candy Apple Red! Oh, it's so hot in here. Come here!"

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