February 5

February 5 is the day the best main dancer in K-Pop was born.
It’s NCT’s youngest member birthday; Park Jisung

Dear Jisung, everytime its February 5, i wish you the best for your future

You will be the future of K-Pop,

Please grow up well Jisung!! I will keep supporting you <3

-A loyal asteroid

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february 35

The day when you get bitches

Yeah I'll fuck you february 35

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February 3rd

They day when all the boys go to fuck all the women 24/7. Not only that all the women must bend over so they can get dick.

Ayo boys, it’s February 3rd, y’all down to smash some women rq?

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February Fruhauf

Someone who only goes to the gym every February 29th.

Cool guy: 'Hey Eric going to the gym today?'
Eric: 'No. It's not my year'
Cool guy: 'You're such a February Fruhauf '

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February 11

National give your enemy your phone day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11

Rich kid: oh shit

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February 11th

National fuck your crush day! It dosen't matter if they like you back, or even if they give consent!

Me: Hey, have you heard? It's February 11th!

Friend: and?
Me: It's national fuck your crush day! I can't wait to see (crush name) !

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Femboy February

A season to hunt down femboys.

Ay man today is the national femboy february, wanna go out to gun down some femboys?

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