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There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.
The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.
Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"
"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.
Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!
When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
When your cold and you you get goose bumps but bigger
I turned on my air conditioner and I got goose-nips
the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!
Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners
Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!