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The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !
Laughing at a meme online, that isn’t really funny.
Bro that reddit meme made me breathe nose air.
A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.
Hey; boogy nose Johnson blow your damn nose, you’re making me want to vomit in my own underwear.
Someone who uses cocaine or other hard drugs through snorting
I can't mess with her, she play with her nose.
When someone gets their "nose out of joint" or their "nose is all out of joint" it means they are upset, pissed off or holding a grudge. It means the same as being "besides oneself".
1. When Jim told that sexist joke, Annie got her nose out of joint.
2. Jim told his mom to kiss his butt and now her nose is out of joint.
3. Tony got his nose all out of joint after someone said he smelled like B.O.
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The act of having a sexual partner insert their pinkie toe into your nostril during coitus as a form of sexual pleasure.
He snaps me regularly and asked me if I wanted to nose-toe fuck, and I gladly said yes.
Last night after a nice dinner, he took me back to his house and we nose-toe fucked. It was very nice.
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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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