let me smash

Come simon let my homie james smash he really thinks u r fucking cute n come on sex is fun. He just wants to make you feel good

let me smash or i smash u

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smash dem' buns

adjective: can be used in one of two general contexts:
1) describes the act of having insanely intense sexual intercourse wherein the recipient of the "smashing" is unable to walk properly for at least 24 hours.
2) prior to the process of eating (gorging) an item that contains bread of some sort. it serves as an almost war cry encouraging friends to consume in a 'man-vs-food' like action; purist users of the word will claim that its reserved exclusively for hamburgers but i feel this can be comfortably extended to include such items as dinner rolls as well.

1) First Use
Scene - Popular Night Club
Guy 1 - Dude, did you see that broad at the bar?
Guy 2 - The one with the black mini on?
Guy 1 - Yep, I'm gonna swim up and get that little mermaid a drink...then you know what I'm gonna do?
Guy 2 - Smash dem' buns?
Guy 1 - Yo, you know it bro! fist bumping

2) Other Use
Restaurant - Food Eating Contest
Huge 7lb hamburger is set at table
Contestant stares momentarily before turning to his friend
Friend - Yo, smash dem' buns bro! more fist bumping

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smash off

For an action star to masturbate using two sledgehammers during a scene in a movie set in ancient Egypt.

Abram: "Damn, did you see the new directors cut of the Scorpion King?"

Layton: "What?"

Abram: "The deleted scenes, dude!"

Layton: "Oh yeah?"

Abram: "Yeah dude, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson totally did a smash off all over Michael Clarke Duncan!"

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Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that is now shit because Nintendo gay and didn't put in our lord Waluigi into the game

Did you here about smash bros ultimate? Waluigi isn't in it so now he will kill everyone

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Smashing Pumpkins tattoo

The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.

Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.

"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."

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Smash n Grab

Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.

"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"

or

"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"

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smash n grab

When a car stops at a light or stop and someone usually smashes your window to grab a purse or something of value from your car.
This usually happens in the city of New York or in Puerto Rico, or wherever their are Puerto Ricans. (Beware)

Andy:Wow what happen to your car?
Janet: Some puerto rican smashed my window and tried to take my purse while I was waiting for my friend but I sprayed him with mace and then I threw his boriqua butt out.
Andy: Good one janet!! So he did not get your white check...good.

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