Waylon is a type of person that meets many qualifications, only a certain few people in the world can achieve. Including: a 1X1 Lego piece head, a midget, gets beat up, has anger issues and says the f word too much. They often could be average but they choose to be poopoo’s
Person 1: Dude look! It’s Spicy Waylon.
Person 2: yeah Jace destroyed him in a fight yesterday.
Person 1: yeah it’s sad to see how he “tried” to fight back
When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.
Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.
I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.
Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!
Scotty was out of lube so he shagged Amanda with Vicks and gave her a spicy oyster
When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss
Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.
When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and then stick it in someone's ear. Muahahaha
"Did you just give me a spicy willy?!"
1. A nickname for Rubber when it is being made
2. Something to replace Tide Pods
Person: Why eat tide pods when you could eat Spicy Honey?