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Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...
One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...
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To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.
It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.
Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"
*fangirl scream*
Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."
*all fail*
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One of Morris Day and The Time's hits from 1984. Better than Jungle Love.
"We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime."
I just got home from working third shift and my brother put 'Ice Cream Castle' on repeat until I passed out on the floor.
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1: literally my favorite dessert involving ice cream placed between two cookies or wafers! that's it! nothing inappropriate!!
My friend: Hey i brought some ice cream sandwiches from the store!
Me: Oh, thanks! What flavor?
My friend: Vanilla!
Me: OMG YES
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A musical genre in the foundling stage, the term deriving from a popular dairy food item. The genre's sound is best described as 'daring and flavourful,' and features many inventive forms of instrumentation.
The movement is starting to make waves primarily due to the work of Canadian musical collective Tiger Tiger, whose line-up includes the very best paper-crumpler performing today.
music fan one: MAN! What is this sound I am hearing? It is like a little taste of heaven, issuing from that speaker!
music fan two: It is my new favourite band, Tiger Tiger, pioneers of the ICE CREAM CORE genre. I bought their album, and so should you!
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Ice cream that comes in a tube. The old fashioned way of eating ice cream. Ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. Introduced on the west coast circa 1936. The tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. Inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.
Guy 1: Yo I'm really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. You got any?
Guy 2 & 3: Are you stupid? They don't make ice cream in a tube.
Guy 1: Uhhh... Yeah they do. I'm going to get some now.
Guy 2 & 3: Have fun!
Guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: Yeah see... what did I tell you guys? You guys are the stupid ones now.
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A delicious combination of orange soda and ice cream created by the infamous Sir Brandon Taylor Edwards.
I would like a delicious orange cream soda created by Sir Brandon Taylor Edwards. Mmmmm, delectable.
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