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ur family tree lgbt

a stupid meme that, along with the other list of 'ur mom gay'-inspired comebacks, originated and died in 2018.

Besides, most people in 2022 would probably find this cringe cus everything is taken more seriously nowadays

sussy_wussy3421: <message deleted> (ur family tree lgbt)
sussy_wussy3421: Hey why'd u delete my message it was a joke

MOD Heisenberg: This is an lgbtq friendly stream, it's still considered offensive regardless if it was a joke

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


You're Family Tree LGBT

A World-Ending Phrase. The Universe slows its expansion every time the word is uttered by way of mouth and the dead rise one centimeter from their graves. Those that have been Cremated will materialize a little bit as well. The Sun ages 3 billion years, and all within a radius of the words usage suffer dire consequences. The worst part? Feminism gains a whole 6 extra followers every time somebody says "You're Family Tree LGBT". How can there possibly be a worse phrase than this?

The Ground Quakes, The Earth Shatters Beneath your feet. You're Dickhead Friend spoke that wretched phrase simply as a joke he saw from a dead meme, for he could not comprehend the consequences. The Sky turns a sickly purple as blood pours from black clouds, filling in the rifts from the previous earthquake. A Choir with heavy organ and strings decend with heavy-metal flair and deafen all within a 23.5 mile radius. All of the dead members rise from their graves, as well as all the deceased named Dave. Swarms of Daves rise, covered in blood. The seek revenge against your friend. Your family twitch and shift and morph into a massive flesh and bone tendril that stretches all the way to ground zero. You can hear nothing, yet you feel the tugging, the urge to rip your friend into three thousand pieces. The Daves, you Fleshy Family Amalgam, and Yourself descend upon the unwary and the day was rent with the screams of nightmare.

Never Speak The Phrase "You're Family Tree LGBT"

by eggbanana March 22, 2018

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


ur family reunion homo communion

the god of "ur mom gay" insults. every time this is said the sun grows 1,000,000 degrees hotter, nearing the end of our solar system. saying this phrase has been known to dehydrate one's heart much like a grape's transformation into a raisin

edgy 12 yr old: ur species feces
edgy 13 yr old: ur god a fraud
edgy 36 yr old: ur family reunion homo communion

instantaneous death

by squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze March 28, 2018


Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

The most disgraceful of all roasts capable of burning ones soul from all existing planes and turning the body to something less than ash.

(Created by iFunny account Capitalist_Danger_Noodle)

Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion! *screams as their soul gets torn apart and body becomes nothing*

by jiblord2003 March 26, 2018


ur family reunion is a gay communion

ur family reunion is a gay communion is a very advanced form of ur mom gay or the aformentioned ur dad lesbian and will annihalate your enemy with the energy of a thousand suns.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brock: ur dad lesbian
Mike: oh yea, well ur grandpap a trap
Brock: no u, ur ancestors are incestors
Mike: don’t make me say it
Brock: do it gaywad

Mike: ur family reunion is a gay communion
* Brock is melted to atoms as god himself is weeping*

by Mikeyisameme March 30, 2018


ur whole family tree lgbt

The best roast ever to be created surpassing that of things like ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian etc. can only be beaten by No u

Uncultured swine: ur mom gay lol
Intellectual: ur whole family tree lgbt

by buckwindow November 21, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 9, 2007

9πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž