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When your cousin is so retarded everybody thinks he licks windows.
Guy1: "Dude your cousin is really retarded."
Guy2: "Ya I know, after all he IS a window licker."
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German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
lets go do some german window shopping
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People who join facebook sales groups and say they will buy items, so the seller holds on to the item for them, but the buyer never turns up.
facebook window shoppers - me plz
facebook window shoppers - can i have this
facebook window shoppers - will collect tomoz
There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
I am happy meeting in crooked window house.
Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.
Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.
Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.
,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"
someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?
John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.
Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?
John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.
Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist