someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?
John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.
Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?
John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.
Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
People who join facebook sales groups and say they will buy items, so the seller holds on to the item for them, but the buyer never turns up.
facebook window shoppers - me plz
facebook window shoppers - can i have this
facebook window shoppers - will collect tomoz
The act of jerking off outside a window whilst crying as the person commiting the act has come to terms with the fact that they are a pathetic welp of person who looks up vaguely sexual terms on Urban Dictionary to get a hard on, only to quickly be struck with the epiphany that they are wasting the precious life they have been endowed with, and the person you could have been has been burnt into nothingness by your abhorrent choices in life, and you are just the abysmal shell of what could have been a potentially good human being.
my name jeff
also, stop looking up shit like window wank of faith and do something productive for once you cognitively inept mongrel.
putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.
" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."
if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost
she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self