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When your cousin is so retarded everybody thinks he licks windows.
Guy1: "Dude your cousin is really retarded."
Guy2: "Ya I know, after all he IS a window licker."
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German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
lets go do some german window shopping
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People who join facebook sales groups and say they will buy items, so the seller holds on to the item for them, but the buyer never turns up.
facebook window shoppers - me plz
facebook window shoppers - can i have this
facebook window shoppers - will collect tomoz
When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.
Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.
,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"
Roll the window up.
You wanna put some glass in that window?
You wanna let the window up?
This action takes place when a woman is in the upside down vertical position ( legs in the air ) whilst two men approach her vagina and asshole atop her, back to back. The double penetration takes course as both the men bend down in opposite directions, thus, forming the magnificent double hung window.
No awkward eye contact. Just the occasional sweaty cheek rubbing.
Me and my pal double-hung windowed this floozie last night. I was much more comfortable than when we Eiffel Towered her.
There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
I am happy meeting in crooked window house.