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July 18th is national drink a beer for Gabe day just a good reason to drink if don’t have one
Yo niggie it’s July 18th national drink a beer for Gabe day gotta put some for Gabe
When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)
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A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.
Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!
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A under age person gets drunk on alcohol
It’s National under age drinking day
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An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.
guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.
Guy #2- yep
Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts
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An expression a gay man says about an extremely attractive man. "...I want to drink his babies" means swallowing a hot man's semen.
He's so hot I want to drink his babies.
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