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When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
July 18th is national drink a beer for Gabe day just a good reason to drink if don’t have one
Yo niggie it’s July 18th national drink a beer for Gabe day gotta put some for Gabe
Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)
A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.
Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!
A under age person gets drunk on alcohol
It’s National under age drinking day
An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.
guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.
Guy #2- yep
Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts
An expression a gay man says about an extremely attractive man. "...I want to drink his babies" means swallowing a hot man's semen.
He's so hot I want to drink his babies.