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the god of "ur mom gay" insults. every time this is said the sun grows 1,000,000 degrees hotter, nearing the end of our solar system. saying this phrase has been known to dehydrate one's heart much like a grape's transformation into a raisin
edgy 12 yr old: ur species feces
edgy 13 yr old: ur god a fraud
edgy 36 yr old: ur family reunion homo communion
instantaneous death
The most disgraceful of all roasts capable of burning ones soul from all existing planes and turning the body to something less than ash.
(Created by iFunny account Capitalist_Danger_Noodle)
Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion! *screams as their soul gets torn apart and body becomes nothing*
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ur family reunion is a gay communion is a very advanced form of ur mom gay or the aformentioned ur dad lesbian and will annihalate your enemy with the energy of a thousand suns.
Mike: ur mom gay
Brock: ur dad lesbian
Mike: oh yea, well ur grandpap a trap
Brock: no u, ur ancestors are incestors
Mike: don’t make me say it
Brock: do it gaywad
Mike: ur family reunion is a gay communion
* Brock is melted to atoms as god himself is weeping*
The best roast ever to be created surpassing that of things like ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian etc. can only be beaten by No u
Uncultured swine: ur mom gay lol
Intellectual: ur whole family tree lgbt
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a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating
Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family
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Snortingly-sarcastic term for a shyster's/villain's huffily acting like he's a conscientious peaceable virtuous caring-about-fellow-humans person who shouldn't be suspected or criticized, when of course in reality he's just a self-centered a**h**e who's totally undeserving of any praise or respect.
A prime example of someone's deciding to use this shameless tactic would be in "The Untouchables" with Kevin Costner --- when Elliot Ness angrily confronts Al Capone on the stairway and accuses him of murdering people and otherwise being a horrid crook, Capone indignantly lashes out right back at Ness for his "talking that way in front of Capone's son"... Ness's feelings would therefore be something like, Capone decided to go all "family man" on me --- how infuriatingly disgusting!
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An anime of Jimmy Neutron being greeted by his mom, Judy Neutron who tells him that she is going to make a delicious dinner meal. Judy is shot by Hugh Neutron. Hugh requests Jimmy to do an order of pizza. Jimmy flies over to the phone, makes the call asking for pizza pie. Hugh and Neutron bond. The pizza is delivered. It flies through the house and decapitates Hugh.
Guy 1: I love Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour because it is a great anime.
Guy 2: I was thinking more Bee Shrek Test in the House, but that Anime's pretty good too.
Guy 3: Oh shit, here come the weeaboos who cannot take jokes about their shitty anime.
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