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Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.
*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"
After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.
I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.
To defecate in response to true fright (usu. occurs among puppies, kittens, or other young mammals)
Rover's so excitable they can hardly take him for a walk--every time a car goes by, he fear poops!
Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.
I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.
Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.
Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.
when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.
friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.
Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...
Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!