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He is a Mexican and lost his green care and refuses to admit he's gay when he humps his pillow every night
Dan is a Mexican
the biggest twat in the history of mankind
you see that guy over there? what a fucking dan.
someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.
me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!
my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.
dirty ass n1gga, used for someone who is relatively ugly, stupid, and idiotic, please be careful using this word because it may hurt people's feelings and you may lose many friends.
Mr. Dan is really a big fat dan.
Caring guy but very small penis and odd voice but good company
Hey Dan
Another word for a simp. A dan will try way too hard with a girl and will ALWAYS put a them in front of the boys. When confronted he will deny it but it is common knowledge that the word simp and dan are synonymous.
"That kid jack over there is trying way too hard right now"
"That kids always been such a Dan"
The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...
Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL