definition of Dave is cool
Random guy: Dave is so cool tbh
Dave: thanks man
Don't pretend you don't know what this means. You know EXACTLY who this is.
Dudes, can you BELIEVE how basic, and white, Dave is??? Always drinking his white claws. And always being so incredibly, OVERWHELMINGLY, white.
Basic White Dave
Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.
Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"
Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"
A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.
Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.
"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"
"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"
It's literally the most badass person in the world
He's Dave Dragonface...fear him.
henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons