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A similar action to pistol whipping but with gold chains.
Man you just got jew whipped
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The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
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A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”
“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.
We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.
A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.
Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"
Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
kule chitty number 74 killed all the natzis and killed every jew what a man
i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver
A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew
Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew
Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money
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