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a person who keeps to themselves on the internet, rarely or never using social media, never understanding internet inside jokes, and preferring to play single player games instead of multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet extrovert
Person 1: This fucker doesn’t understand loss memes, he’s a real internet introvert
Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".
Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.
Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.
When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.
When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.
Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!
The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.
Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'
Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'
Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.