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When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.
Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.
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When you are having sex with your girl missionary or doggy-style, and your dog, or hers, sneaks up and fucks you in the ass.
"Why are you walking funny?"
"Because I got a fucking warsaw surprise party last night, fuck off."
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When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.
Rachel gave the surprise reach back last night. It was awesome. Finally got to hit that booty.
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The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
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Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
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Just like the “grinch kiss” but add corn to your diet for a delightful surprise!
Warning: flushing after act is not recommended
“Cassie gave me the best Whoville surprise kiss on Christmas”, said James.
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when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave
i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.
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