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if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost
she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self
The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.
Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.
When you are sexually attracted to windshields
For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."
Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.
Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?
John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.
Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?
John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.
Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.
Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché