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A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.
This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.
That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
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The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.
I can't believe he gave her The Dirty Henry
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The art of professionalism in mastery of handjobs and dick arousal to the extent of multiple orgasms from a male
I just gave him a dirty Stacey for a better mood
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In the spirit of a Dirty Sanchez, a Dirty Dink is when you take your finger or your dick out of a girls ass and wipe it in her eye(s) which causes her to squint like an Asian.
"Wow. That girl is giving me the evil eye like Bruce Lee. She must have just recieved a Dirty Dink".
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"I ain't gonna let my bitch drive for a while. She just got a Dirty Dink in both eyes".
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The art of humping a chicks boob crack while doing a handstand.
Hey i totally gave a dirty harvey to that ho last night.
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Dirty Misty is the woman you really, really want to fuck in order to restore her self confidence and remind her of how desirable she is.
Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.
I wish I could Dirty Misty that woman. She and I could both use the boost.
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Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.
Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.
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