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Title given to girls by comedian Dane Cook. Girls have the power to fuck with a guy's mind by saying something so simple that it eventually drives them crazy.
Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!
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n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.
I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.
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A person that is 50% African 50% Asian.
I looked up Tiger Woods and found out he was a Afro ninja.
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1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.
2)A complete retard.
3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.
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to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.
bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza
joe: ninja status!
(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)
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A inebriated Ninja,
Ninja's tend to get very violent when inebriated so approach with caution
bartender: Hey Ninja I think you had enough
Drunken Ninja: uuu suuckks asshollee *vomits*
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A cow who is a ninja and stands on motherfuckers who try to mess with him. A cow ninja is also a fast cow who knows how to handle his weapons and use his speed to propell him/herself onto walls, basically running on walls.
"Omg look a cow ninja!" says the kid
"moo" shink!!
the cow says "another head gone, moo"
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