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meatball sandwich

when a male tucks his penis and balls in between his ass cheeks. hence, meatball sandwich.

also what james did on big brother 9.

the black quarterback on the football team showed his teammates his meatball sandwich in the locker room.

by Bradley S. March 26, 2008

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sandwich complex

(n.) the tendency for men to immediately seek some form of physical satifaction outside of sexual stimulation almost immediately after climaxing from sexual intercourse. most commonly, the man will order the woman he has just layed to make him a sandwich or bring him some other delicious and filling food and drink. while she does this, the man will frequently proceed to turn on the television to watch sports or watch some humorous videos on the internet to entertain himself. this is all done by the man in the attempt to entertain and rstore himself while he rests from his sexual conquest and release. it is a natural tendency and is not intentionally brought on by the desire to avoid spooning, cuddling, or any other unsatisfying acts often demanded from a woman after sex.

Maria: I love it when Chris and I snuggle after he makes soft, sweet love to me.

Agatha: I wish Bob would cuddle with me after he finishes up in bed, but he refuses to and always insists that I go make him a BLT. I think he has the sandwich complex. He may fill to the brim with his hot load, but he ultimately makes me feel empty on the inside.

by metalNC1250 May 9, 2010

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Sandwich-beard

A rare species of mammal that lives exclusively on community college campuses. It is roughly seven feet tall, with a large hump in its back. This bipedal hominid has long, scraggly facial hair, which usually has bits of sandwich in it (from whence it's common name is derived; its scientific name is Sandwichus beardicus).

Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.

The Sandwich-beard uncurled from the foliage of the community college parking lot, emerging into the sun, and attempting (in vain) to find a mate.

by RD323 August 25, 2010

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pizza sandwich

A piece of pizza in between two other pieces of pizza.

Eatin pizza sandwiches. For all you stupid motherfuckers, that's a piece a pizza in between two other pieces a pizza. Next level pizza eating maneuver!

by Brosepheus Maximus December 27, 2011

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Nigger Sandwich

A sandwich that is made by taking two slices of bread and finding any type of food you can to put in between those two slices of bread.

Yo you don't have any food. Fuck it ima just make a nigger sandwich.

by FLOPTOP August 11, 2019

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skintag sandwich

H.P.V. skin tags all over some one's inner thighs.

i wanted to eat out my mother in law,but she had a skintag sandwich.

by pachuco553 April 17, 2009

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Sandwich Slap

Is were you put a sandwich in a bag with any type of filling and slap someone round the face with it.

Oh my god is you dont shut up im gonna (sandwich slap) you

by DavisonJ1234 November 30, 2011

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