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when a male tucks his penis and balls in between his ass cheeks. hence, meatball sandwich.
also what james did on big brother 9.
the black quarterback on the football team showed his teammates his meatball sandwich in the locker room.
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(n.) the tendency for men to immediately seek some form of physical satifaction outside of sexual stimulation almost immediately after climaxing from sexual intercourse. most commonly, the man will order the woman he has just layed to make him a sandwich or bring him some other delicious and filling food and drink. while she does this, the man will frequently proceed to turn on the television to watch sports or watch some humorous videos on the internet to entertain himself. this is all done by the man in the attempt to entertain and rstore himself while he rests from his sexual conquest and release. it is a natural tendency and is not intentionally brought on by the desire to avoid spooning, cuddling, or any other unsatisfying acts often demanded from a woman after sex.
Maria: I love it when Chris and I snuggle after he makes soft, sweet love to me.
Agatha: I wish Bob would cuddle with me after he finishes up in bed, but he refuses to and always insists that I go make him a BLT. I think he has the sandwich complex. He may fill to the brim with his hot load, but he ultimately makes me feel empty on the inside.
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A rare species of mammal that lives exclusively on community college campuses. It is roughly seven feet tall, with a large hump in its back. This bipedal hominid has long, scraggly facial hair, which usually has bits of sandwich in it (from whence it's common name is derived; its scientific name is Sandwichus beardicus).
Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.
The Sandwich-beard uncurled from the foliage of the community college parking lot, emerging into the sun, and attempting (in vain) to find a mate.
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A piece of pizza in between two other pieces of pizza.
Eatin pizza sandwiches. For all you stupid motherfuckers, that's a piece a pizza in between two other pieces a pizza. Next level pizza eating maneuver!
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When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo
"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"
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A lesser version of Wet ham sandwich. a person who is socially awkward and unmotivated to improve their situation.
A food stuff between two slices of bread which mappers to be moist.
EX:1
Dude 1: "yo how come Robert doesn't get out much?"
Dude 2: "he's a wet sandwich"
EX:2
Dude 3: "WTF this sandwich wet!"
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It is really a question about respect for the dead. It can be about any food but is usually called the sandwich question. It goes. You are eating with someone and they have a heart attack and die right there on the spot. They left an uneaten sandwich and you are still hungery. Is it okay to eat the dead guys sandwich?
Where do you stand on the sandwich question?
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