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Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.
Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.
Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.
Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.
Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.
His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"
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Jacob is gay, a homosexual, and gay. He knows how to make a girl feel uncomfortable and self-cautious. He makes people a homophobic and not like him. He is also very white as a cracker.
Jacob is gay I can’t stand him and his whiteness.
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Some asshole that will steal your bagel, skull fuck your grandfathers pet turtle, and most likely sword fight his own brother. Jacob is very dangerous. If you come into contact with one... Hide your beans!
Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel... and fucked my grandfathers pet turtle Harrold! What a fag!!
Hey remember Jacob? That asshole that stole my bagel?
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Is a man-whore, a player, a liar, and a cheater. He has the biggest self-esteem. He thinks that he is the hottest guy on earth but in reality, he's a fucking goat. He has long brown hair with light brown eyes. He gets a girl and cheats on her. Then, he'll go and lie to her face about it. Jacob is so two-faced.
Girl 1: So me and Jacob are now dating.
Girl 2: What no, me and him have been talking for atleast 2 months.
*Girl 3 walks by*
Girl 2: Tell Maci that me and Jacob have been talking for a while now.
Girl 3: What, he was just filling all up on my bestfriends a few days ago.
*Girl 2 walk over to Jacob*
Girl 2: So you're with Maci, and you don't even tell me or try and text me?
Jacob: What, I'd never do that to you.
*Girl 2 walks over to Girls 1*
Girl 2: He just said that he'd never go out with you.
Girl 1 : He's such a liar.
Girl 2 : I told you.
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although he’s crazy hot, he’s biggest heartbreaker you’ll ever meet
“did you see that guy?”
“yeah he’s probably a jacob”
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Jacob is generally a racist guy!!
He is generic in all other ways and has a thing for gingers, he dosent like to disappoint or mess things up
He is a jacob
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