Bad Kitty Book Club

A group of swanky and fun gal pals with razor sharp wits, a taste for frosty beverages, chocolate truffles, leopard-print anything and...oh, and they read.

Tess and I had a blast at the Bad Kitty Book Club eating truffles and comparing our latest designer duds.

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Vaguinness Book of World Records

A reference book published annually, listing world records both of human vaginal achievement and the extremes of all things related to vaginal sex and people who most exemplify the colloquial definition of being a “pussy”.

Marisa’s pussy was so snappin’ that she made it into the Vaguinness Book of World Records.

leelee with her little book

a cute and sweet person who is always there for u THERE THE BEST person u ever meet if umeat a leelee keep hold on to them and dont let go

awww look at leelee with her little book shes so so so sweet

The Big Book Of Shit To Know

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.

Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know

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star wars sticker book

a thing that any 14+ person should be ashamed to own, especially one who teached the fifth grade.

ahh why does that guy have a star wars sticker book???!!!

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'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

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Why is the book so sad?

"Why is the book so sad?" is a joke/ riddle for children.
It appeared in Terminator: the Sarah Connor chronicles.

He said "Why is the book so sad?" and then, he laught.

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