Purposely announcing every minute of your life on facebook because you are a pathetic attention seeking whore.
i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"
Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.
Watson: No shit, Sherlock.
*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*
-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"
Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!
To experience a misfortune, specifically by someone else's doing either meaningful or not.
-When you hook up with an old flame and you pour in hundreds of dollars and all your time and energy and you buy her nice things and she says she's in it for the long haul, but then leaves you when you don't suit her anymore for a Mexican and you're left with nothing but an empty wallet - that's what it means to get shit on.
-"Your old best friend is going around town talking smack about you?"
"Yeah, he's just shitting on me now for no reason."
one who manipulates events to cause trouble for other people for their own amusement
she told me my missus was baggin off on me, but I reckon she's just a skanky shit stirrer, so I didnt bother doing anything about it.
A phrase used in reference to something extremely 'cool'.
See the shit.
Mike: I love your new hat, it's teh shit.
Liz: Your compliment is much appreciated.
An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.
When I complained about the soup container leaking, he gave me a shit bow.