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An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
When your partner puts his/her ass up in the air and you place a cherry into the asshole with the stem sticking out, pile on some softserve and go to fuckin town. The cherry comes out at the end as a little pop pop good game action.
Scott: "Hey baby, I'm super tired from prayin to the swoly bible, lemme get a reverse sundae and we'll get this party started so I can sleep big for these gains."
Similar to the glomp, the reverse glomp involves the glomped party turning a glomp back on the glomper. Usually the glomper is still atop the glompee, the glompee then quickly rolls to the side taking the glomper with them, pinning them beneath, effectively reversing the glomp.
Dude1: Dude! Did you see that?
Dude2: No, what?
Dude1: That dudes girlfriend just glomped him and he pulled a reverse glomp! Now their in postion for a good fuck!
A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.
"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"
When your expecting a meme and get porn.
Guy 1: so i clicked on a video expecting a dwayne eyebrow raise meme and i got some minus8 video
Guy 2: That's Reverse Bait for you
When some one stops being retarded
Oh I hope Ben had his reverse lobotomy he NEEDS to stop playin
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Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.
I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.