I PLANE IT

Asexuals version of 'I ship it'

No sexual desire, all is platonic

derived from the saying, "that joke just FLEW over your head"
also, a ship is a type of vehicle, so is a plane. duh.

heterosexual person: I ship Lucifer and Detective Decker.
asexual person: well, I plane it. Their relationship.

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life

I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie

I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!

I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!

A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is a power calling ritual that can be used while battling
It can also end the universe

He used the A I U TECHNIQUE to gain power!

bcuz i sed

becuz i said is, the counter attack for the popular phrase Y tho.

Guy:I like cheese.
Girl:Y tho.
Guy: Bcuz i sed

Nu har du grävt dig djupt ner i keson

Ordspråket ''Nu har du grävt dig djupt ner i keson'' används när någon gjort något dåligt eller är lite fel.

''NEJ NU HAR DU GRÄVT DIG DJUPT NER I KESON MARKUS!!!'', eller ''Nu är du lite djupt ner i keson Johan''