The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.
Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.
Tipp sixty nine cents on a website so the delivery drives don't spit in your food or throw your package. If you leave one and don't tip at the door you are 69 shit.
I didn't wanna tip on the site because Bezos will steal it, so I left a 69 Tip so the driver knew.
A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.
Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.
A "Poopie Head 69" is another name for someone who likes to "Floop" around.
This person can be very accepting but may not understand the best things in a situation.
Do not go to a "Poopie Head 69" for advice or to tell them anything because they are super oblivious.
Person 1
Hey you're such a "Poopie head 69"
Poopie Head 69
What's that?