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A former, Duke/ NCAA hottie, J.J. Redick's predecessor, one of the three leaders of the Golden State Warriors. Eldest son of Mike Dunleavey, Sr. who coaches the L.A. Clippers.
Mike Dunleavy is the hottest basketball player on the West Coast.
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A person that is normally very overweight. Gets drunk often, and talks to SMALL British children on the internet. A mike plays video games that involve underage Japanese animated females. A mike has a large heart and small genitalia. He plays many other games with underage British kids on twitch for a profit. Overall he is a baller
Oh jee, he sure is a Mike today
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a young teen who doesnt bathe for a long period of time and is likely to be nicknamed spick in reference of the oder and appearance
the 9 year old was a dirty mike
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1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
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Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"
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A Mexican on Loveline that is part of the MWSP(Men With Small Penises) who can change his voice into a gay former inmate, a dude that made a 'sick' Religion, and an insane indian guy that has special issues. Constantly having awkward moments with his hidden homosexuality on air, and is an awesome co-host on the show. He is known for bringing the 'Stinky Pinky' game to light on air, which may sound like a crude sexual act, but it a children's word game.
Psycho Mike did such a good Spencer impression last night, I totally thought there was a gay priest as a guest on loveline!
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Mike Patton was the vocalist for Mr. Bungle before they stopped making music. He now is the singer for Faith No More. Patton also provided the voice of The Darkness in the video game... The Darkness.
Mike Patton manifests himself in two tentacles that come out of Jackie's shoulders and eat the faces off of people.
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