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The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.
He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies
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Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.
-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."
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When you harshly rub your fist on someone’s pubic hairs to rub out all the pubic lice
“I had pubic lice, but luckily my good old friend Barbara was willing to give me a nice Russian passion Flakie to rid of those pesky critters”
A seedy middle aged bald male of Russian descent that runs the illegal fish trade at the Genesee River Gorge in Rochester New York.
- Primarily deals with salmon but the street name “trout boss” is used as an alias.
Baxter had to settle a debt with the Russian Trout Boss so he didn’t get whacked.
The most fucking annoying ad ever hated by most loved by some. You just wanna watch some YouTube or something and then you end up masturbating at the hot sluts at the side of your screen
Person 1 - hey John whatcha doing
John - ohhh just ohhh watching some OhhHH youtube uhhhhhhh
Narrator - looking at the 'meet Russian ladies' ad
To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
A murder made to look like death by natural causes, normally committed by the Kremlin.
"Oh yeah, Vlad was a public speaker against the dictatorship. A week after one of his biggest speeches, he died from Russian Heart Attack (if you know what I mean)."