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It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.
I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.
An SMS messaging group consisting of 4 homosexual men known as the irons as well as their friends and associates
Also they have big ole long cocks
I put this group text on do not disturb after I saw Norma jeans ass
To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.
Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"
Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"
When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond
Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone
1. When something happens and you feel the need to text someone and tell them about it.
2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.
Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!
Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.
"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.
"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.
"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47
the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"