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i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

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Should i commit suicide?

yes

You:Should i commit suicide?

Me:yes

by CoolDJ1000000000 November 9, 2020

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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019


sears tower suicide

The best, most awesome way to an hero. Guaranteed success, and an awesome fall to boot! Do it while it's snowing for maximum win.

Tom: Hey, how are you gonna kill yourself?
Me: Isn't it obvious - sears tower suicide all the way!

by jackasaur December 30, 2011

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Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls

Killer song by White Zombie done for the soundtrack to the Beavis and Butthead movie. The song is known for it's African/Industrial combo drum beat. Sadly this is the last song they made and released before they split in 1998.

I got grounded for breaking everything in the room rocking out to Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie

by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011

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Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit

A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.

X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."

Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".

X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."

Y: "And?"

X: "The poor bastard used the kit."

Y: "So... is he dead?"

X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."

by rperazag June 17, 2010

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Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR)

The SSR, is a group of Elite, Fast, Motorcycle Racers and Track Day Enthusiassts who reside mainly ont he forum www.DCSportbikes.com.

Theie rejection of the Guapanese Language makes them a hated foe to the Big Sack Ridaz (BSR) of the same website.

Unfortunately the SSR being a group of highly motivated Military lead (SteelRain, A former Marine is their leader; with his section leaders being former military, law enforcement, or governemnt officials). More commmonly the SSR leaves the BSR sucking on fumes.

"Dem Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR) fools just stabbed them BSR tools on the inside of turn 1 and left like screem and parkers, mang!"

by RF900r November 7, 2006

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