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York is a place where niggas hang out with people they talk about 24/7. It’s also a place where dudes swear they smoking weed when they really hitting nic. Also, there are girls who don’t know if they wanna be gay or straight (they love to see other people do it). Tbh, it’s a place where girls talk MAD shit about people but still manage to squash the beef the next 3 days. York is full of magnetic bitches, the niggas do what they friends do, all they want is HEAD + SEX , and be like everybody else. Oh yeah, I almost forgot.... don’t let them valley boys scare you they don’t shoot for real from I heard somebody from the v told in a statement bet y’all don’t know about that LOL .
York folks - “Aye gang let me hold stick so I can post it on my snap”
When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.
Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.
When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway
The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!
A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.
Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?