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1. Taken at face value, something that's not too terribly long, like drinking a Capri-Sun or something
2a. Anything that you could do in less than 21 seconds with a group of up to 7 people, yourself included, most likely a spontaneous and satirical musical number parodying those longer, drawn out anthems everyone else has
2b. A Phineas and Ferb reference that is also not too terribly long
"And it's not too terribly long." - Final line of the Fireside Girls Anthem, which is both self-referential in nature and silently judging the real-world Girl Scouts whose anthem is, in fact, far too terribly long.
A book on farming.
Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
When something lasts for 10 minutes to a whole hour.
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I’m Too Sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk
Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
The lady looks like she's been around
She's covered a lot of ground
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
The lady knows love sure ain't no game
She's been through too much pain
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Lady's gonna make a fool of me
Gonna make a fool of me
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Lady's gonna let you think you'll win
Then she's gonna let you lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
The lady's got a reputation here
Got a reputation there
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
The lady's got a lot of satin charm
And that can do you harm, you harm
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
€
Too euro: trying too hard w/ no shame. Not bougie but almost there.
Kind of like too money, but elitist as fuck.
"Last week when we got caught in the rain, Jane refused to use my extra umbrella because the handle wasn't genuine Prada plastic. Then, when we got to my house, she wouldn't use any of my towels until I could prove their high thread count! That girl is too euro for my tastes."
"She only drinks wine if it costs more than $20 per bottle. That chick is way too fucking euro for me, no matter how hot she is."